mamma jokes

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1. Yo mammas so fat that when she went to the aquarium that all the whales started singing "we are family"

2 yo mammas so fat that her toilet was used for the indy 500

3. Yo mammas so fat, her reunion pictures only showed feet

4. yo mammas so fat, when she had a date, she couldnt fit through the door.

what about u guys?

 

[yoyolll]

Yo mamas so fat when she sat on the rainbow, all the skittles popped out.

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To be continued."

Yo mamas so short when she steps off the curb all you hear is "AAAAHHHH!!!"

Yo mamas so old she sat next to Jesus Christ in the 3rd grade.

Yo mamas so poor when someone rings the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and goes "DING DONG"

Yo mamas so fat when she stands on the scale it says "One at a time please."

Yo mamas so fat when she sits down shes 3 feet taller.

Yo mamas so fat she went to the beach was the only one who got a tan.

Yo mamas so fat when she wears a yellow dress and goes for a walk people stick their thumbs up and yell "Cab!"

Yo mamas so fat when she steps on the scale it says her phone number.

Yo mamas so fat when she steps outside the kids go "An eclipse! An eclipse!"

Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize M&Ms.

Yo mama so tall when she does a backflip she hits God in the face.

 

[diezoberflote]

but....I like my mama...you guys are mean. no seriously.

 

[yoyolll]

but....I like my mama...you guys are mean. no seriously.

These jokes are simply to make people laugh, I'm not insulting your family.