Capt. Zeroth
Loftwing
We've all heard of it. Most of us have played it. We all have out opinion. Tell me your story. Here's mine:
(note: this is not a review)
Sigh... I remember it. I was probably 11. The hours of exploring dungeons, fighting dragons, and scamming noobs! Runescape! When we finally got cable modem, I decided to check this game out. Everyone was playing it, and best of all you could play for free! I soon became sucked into this virtual world. I was a noob. A big noob. I got lost traveling between Varock and Lumberger or whatever those towns were. I thought I was cool because I could kill chickens in 2 hits. I followed Zenzima around. I made and sold bread for 4gp. I talked like a noob, too. "sellng lobbys 80gp!!!1!!!111!1elevnty-one!!" ...Yeah. I was one of those guys.
When I realized I could go to another island, I was amazed. I had been living in a box. It opened another dimension to me. Soon, the free worlds were not enough. I became a member for $5 per month. Well worth it, right? I soon decided that training to fight was unprofitable. All I wanted was money. I became an exceptional cook, creating delicious pizzas and cakes. I made quite a bit of money. 5k per day. I used to pick and spin flax for people, too. It was now that I learned marketing techniques. I had people advertising for me, collecting baking materials and flax. I had certain trade runs where I would teleport into the back of the wilderness into my secret rune supply. I'd buy cheap and sell high. I basically created a mafia.
While my empire was running itself, I decided to train my fighting. I certainly had the money. So, I trained for a while, taking breaks to collect my money. I became a level 48; not too high, but it was enough.
Around this time, school started again, I was probably 12. Runescape interrupted my studies, so I decided to take a break from runescape. It was probably a month or more before I returned. I stopped becoming a member, runescape became boring. I realized I had wasting my time. Even now I have no idea how I liked runescape. Running back and forth. Getting grain. Running to the mill. Running to the cook's guild. Running to the market. Running to the bank. My god. Everyone was a noob. Their languages. "Lobbys" Wtf is that? Their grammar offended me. I vowed to leave runescape and never return. I decided to use grammar to my ability. I gave my account away. I have no idea where it is now. I pestered my younger brother into ending his play and wasting his money. He did. It was only recently (yesterday) I found him playing, and he has inspired me to write this.
Runescape is stupid.
(note: this is not a review)
Sigh... I remember it. I was probably 11. The hours of exploring dungeons, fighting dragons, and scamming noobs! Runescape! When we finally got cable modem, I decided to check this game out. Everyone was playing it, and best of all you could play for free! I soon became sucked into this virtual world. I was a noob. A big noob. I got lost traveling between Varock and Lumberger or whatever those towns were. I thought I was cool because I could kill chickens in 2 hits. I followed Zenzima around. I made and sold bread for 4gp. I talked like a noob, too. "sellng lobbys 80gp!!!1!!!111!1elevnty-one!!" ...Yeah. I was one of those guys.
When I realized I could go to another island, I was amazed. I had been living in a box. It opened another dimension to me. Soon, the free worlds were not enough. I became a member for $5 per month. Well worth it, right? I soon decided that training to fight was unprofitable. All I wanted was money. I became an exceptional cook, creating delicious pizzas and cakes. I made quite a bit of money. 5k per day. I used to pick and spin flax for people, too. It was now that I learned marketing techniques. I had people advertising for me, collecting baking materials and flax. I had certain trade runs where I would teleport into the back of the wilderness into my secret rune supply. I'd buy cheap and sell high. I basically created a mafia.
While my empire was running itself, I decided to train my fighting. I certainly had the money. So, I trained for a while, taking breaks to collect my money. I became a level 48; not too high, but it was enough.
Around this time, school started again, I was probably 12. Runescape interrupted my studies, so I decided to take a break from runescape. It was probably a month or more before I returned. I stopped becoming a member, runescape became boring. I realized I had wasting my time. Even now I have no idea how I liked runescape. Running back and forth. Getting grain. Running to the mill. Running to the cook's guild. Running to the market. Running to the bank. My god. Everyone was a noob. Their languages. "Lobbys" Wtf is that? Their grammar offended me. I vowed to leave runescape and never return. I decided to use grammar to my ability. I gave my account away. I have no idea where it is now. I pestered my younger brother into ending his play and wasting his money. He did. It was only recently (yesterday) I found him playing, and he has inspired me to write this.
Runescape is stupid.
