Chat with my insane robot: HAL9000

[Capt. Zeroth]

Well I set up my IRC chat robot HAL9000 again. I found a cool browser based IRC chat client that isn't Java or Flash, and its pretty fast.

Just click this link to enter the room!

(for those of you with mIRC, server is irc.quakenet.org and channel is #ZeldaSages)

You can talk with Hal. He learns from others' conversations. He isn't very smart, but he's funny.

I turned learn mode on, so if there are a few of you chatting, maybe he'll learn some things.

Post your quotes from the chat here!

[17:37] <Capt_Zeroth> shuts down hal
[17:37] <HAL2000> I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it.
[17:37] <HAL2000> I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it.
[17:37] <HAL2000> I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.
[17:37] <HAL2000> Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
[17:37] <HAL2000> Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two...
[17:37] <Capt_Zeroth> yes please!!
[17:37] <HAL2000> yay Capt_Zeroth said yes!
[17:37] <HAL2000> He wants to get in your daughters panties!!
[17:38] <Capt_Zeroth> ahaha
[17:38] <HAL2000> heheh funny stuff
[17:38] <Capt_Zeroth> you're crazy, hal

 

[Capt. Zeroth]

>: )

Yoyolll, UltimaLink007, and I have been "teaching" Hal.

<Capt_Zeroth> hal, you suck
* Capt_Zeroth was kicked by HAL9001 (YOU ******* SUCK!!!)

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[Ides Of March]

Sometimes I worry about you, Zeroth.