Official Riddle Thread!

[Slyguy46]

Yes, you are Green, Red and Brown. Thats your name.

 

[animaldude]

Yes, you are Green, Red and Brown. Thats your name.

... I dont get it

 

[Slyguy46]

I am green, red, and brown. And not what your thinking. I live in the woods. Do you know what i am

It ask what he is after saying he is green, red and brown, so the answer is Green, red and brown.

 

[Capt. Zeroth]

[WARNING]
THE FOLLOWING CONTENT REQUIRES A CERTAIN LEVEL OF IMMATURE HUMOR. PLEASE BE ADVISED.

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop!
I eat mop who?
Eww! You eat your poo!
... -_-
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(Hint: Try saying it out loud)


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[UltimaLink007]

very nice zeroth, quite funny indeed.

 

[i am a teddy]

By gosh, this thread is amazing! I started long ago in a far off place -.- Umm.. lemme think of a riddle...


I was lead into a dark room
I was lit on fire
I cried and wept
And my head got cut off.

 

[UltimaLink007]

..................uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ a chicken?

 

[i am a teddy]

Ur wrong!! 2 more guesses

 

[animaldude]

A CANDLE!!!!

a candle can be lit on fire and get its head cut off but i dont see how it can cry

 

[i am a teddy]

Five bucks u looked on internet hehe... ah well, ur right! It can cry because wax drips down the side because of gravity

 

[Capt. Zeroth]

A CANDLE!!!!

a candle can be lit on fire and get its head cut off but i dont see how it can cry

It can drip wax! Candle sounds good... Although it doesn't really have a head...

How about a head of something or another. Head of lettuce (even though that doesn't make sense).

 

[i am a teddy]

Never has never will -.- The head if the top genius

 

[animaldude]

Five bucks u looked on internet hehe... ah well, ur right! It can cry because wax drips down the side because of gravity

nawww,actually the first thing that came to my head was candle porque the riddle looks exactly like my old riddle:

What is tall when young,
Is short when old,
Another line that I forgot,
And Another line that I forgot

 

[i am a teddy]

Ive been to long removed.... it gained like 20 pages, didnt bother looking at em all... keep the riddles coming!?

 

[UltimaLink007]

What is once in a milennia, twice in a moment, but never in a billion years?

(This one is easy...just wanted to keep this thread going...lol)

 

[i am a teddy]

This is a obvious answer I cant think of -.-

 

[UltimaLink007]

Keep trying...anyone else?

 

[Slyguy46]

What is once in a milennia, twice in a moment, but never in a billion years?

(This one is easy...just wanted to keep this thread going...lol)

M.


... I smart like that.

 

[UltimaLink007]

Yup........indeed...

 

[animaldude]

-_- dam.

My brain doesn't think that way ^_^

come to think of it... it doesnt think much at all_D