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So PETA wants to rename fish....
- Thread starter Zerg006
- Start date
Ides Of March
Shakespeare's Wife
Well, whatever. This is just stupid. But it's also funny. If any of you notice me using 'sea kittens' instead of 'fish,' it isn't because I agree with it. I just find it really amusing and it's exactly what I needed to sharpen my vocabulary.
Zerg006
Loftwing
I think she should be shot on sight
UltimaLink007
Hope Never Dies
Adult Swim just mentioned this, and spoofed it by claiming they're trying to get cats renamed land-fish, so they can eat them.
Ides Of March
Shakespeare's Wife
You want to shoot me, sire? :'(
Zerg006
Loftwing
I didn't say you should be shot by me.
Ides Of March
Shakespeare's Wife
But but but but but... you want me to be shot? *cry*
yoyolll
Conspiracy Theorist
I'm sure PETA does.
*knock knock*
sweating sweating....shifty eyes...please god no don't let it be like this.....
the door the door
*SMASH*
the door upstairs breaks open
*gunshot gunshot*
*body falls*
*footsteps*
oh god oh god
"THIS IS PETA, MOTHER******, PUT EM UP PUT EM UP"
3 armed soldiers in black vests and black ski masks
their shotguns stare me in the face
"ok ok please don't hurt me *cry cry* I'm sorry I had no money left I had to buy myself food and-"
"SHUT UP, YOU THINK YOU CAN FEED THIS DOG CHEAP **** IN OUR TURF?! DO YA?! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY YOU THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS MOTHER******?!"
"I'm so sorry I'm so sorry *sobbing*"
"SHUT UP SHUT THE **** UP YOU PRICK, GIVE ME THAT DOG"
"ok...ok just don't hurt me"
I give them the dog
They talk amongst themselves
"aww....look how cute he is...aww you want a treat, little guy? Here's a little doggy treat. You like that? Awww who's a good boy, who's a good- Wha...(he looks at me)...waste him"
"NO PLEASE WAIT"
*gunshot*
*knock knock*
sweating sweating....shifty eyes...please god no don't let it be like this.....
the door the door
*SMASH*
the door upstairs breaks open
*gunshot gunshot*
*body falls*
*footsteps*
oh god oh god
"THIS IS PETA, MOTHER******, PUT EM UP PUT EM UP"
3 armed soldiers in black vests and black ski masks
their shotguns stare me in the face
"ok ok please don't hurt me *cry cry* I'm sorry I had no money left I had to buy myself food and-"
"SHUT UP, YOU THINK YOU CAN FEED THIS DOG CHEAP **** IN OUR TURF?! DO YA?! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY YOU THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS MOTHER******?!"
"I'm so sorry I'm so sorry *sobbing*"
"SHUT UP SHUT THE **** UP YOU PRICK, GIVE ME THAT DOG"
"ok...ok just don't hurt me"
I give them the dog
They talk amongst themselves
"aww....look how cute he is...aww you want a treat, little guy? Here's a little doggy treat. You like that? Awww who's a good boy, who's a good- Wha...(he looks at me)...waste him"
"NO PLEASE WAIT"
*gunshot*
Ides Of March
Shakespeare's Wife
So much for being anti-violence.