Ides Of March
Shakespeare's Wife
I know we discussed this, but I'm serious!! The same way you can kick or silence a user, you should be able to 'soap' them for swearing too heavily or speaking profanity. You know, something like, "user [Ides of March] has been soaped." And when they try to type stuff within the span of 30 seconds, it all comes out as *bubble*. Teehee. I think that would be a fine investment.