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Official Riddle Thread!

nawwww... i think this is a better answer

he goes to bed at 10
wakes up at 7am
cooks his wife at 4pm
and
eats her when he wakes up at 7pm

:eek: HAHA
 
Man goes home and sees his wife makin love to another man and feeding him as tho he wasa god... he then goes upstairs to sleep.. he they goes downstairs to eat the table scraps.. then they went to bed.. he killed her because she went jiggy with another guy:D
 
If I knew there was a riddle thread goin, I woulda pounced on this one! I am, after all, the riddle master.

What is it that has a trunk but no key, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?

Lets see you bottle brains get this one.:cool:
 
Capt. Zeroth said:
An elephant, of course!
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You took my idea.

Heres one thats actually a true story::D

A British Soldier, completely loyal to Britain and unharmed, has a wounded Adolf Hitler in his sights during the War. His gun is working, and he can take the shot, but doesn't. Why?

Lets see how your brains burst on this one._D
 
42 is the answer to everything, so how am I wrong.

Fine, then I don't know. How about my Trivia Mr. Resident Madman. I bet you don't even like exploding cows.
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAAAAAAAAA diezoberflote not likin exploding cows.. he is one of the reasons im crazy!!!!!!!! Anyway, his riddle answer is an elephant at the zoo! And ur riddle answer is the guy probabl;y didnt havea bullet...
 
i am a teddy said:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAAAAAAAAA diezoberflote not likin exploding cows.. he is one of the reasons im crazy!!!!!!!! Anyway, his riddle answer is an elephant at the zoo! And ur riddle answer is the guy probabl;y didnt havea bullet...
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  1. Then how does "pours" come in?
  2. and slyguy said the gun was working
  3. SO HA
 
This topic is getting a bit khaotic.....:D

i think its cuz the elephant pours water out of its trunk...or maybe im completely wrong....
 
Wait... You're making sense!!!
congratulations!
Okay here's a riddle:
What's the only mouse that doesn't like cheese?
 
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