Well, I’ve messed up three times already, so appreciate this mailbag ๐ Loads of questions this month, thank you soo much! I’m doing this without the guidance of Bob though, so forgive my possible mistakes. Remember to send in more and more questions. They amuse me.
Slyguy46 asks:
What is the staff looking forward to at E3?
i am a teddy responds:
I would have loved to see Pokemon Platinum announced.. And Zelda of course.
Windmage answers:
A Zelda game and a Pokemon Silver and Gold remake.
animaldude asks:
What do you think of this question?
i am a teddy responds:
Very little to tell the truth ๐
UltimaLink007 asks:
Which is better, the PS2 Okami or Wii Okami, and what makes it better?
i am a teddy responds:
In my opinion, the PS2 version is much better, because it was the original. But I must admit, Okami seems made for the wii, due to the extensive use of the Celestial Brush. Still, using the Wiimote makes some of the techniques hard to pull off, due to the not-so-sensitive movement of the wiimote. For PS2, the analog stick makes corners easier to negotiate, and lines easier to make straight. So, take this guys advice, get the PS2 version.
UltimaLink007 asks:
What is stronger: Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, Falcon Punch, Ganon Punch, or something else entirely?
i am a teddy responds (with glee):
WONDERFUL QUESTION! the answer is quite simply, the Ganon Punch. Due to the limitations of videogames, the full potential of the Ganon Punch cannot be unleashed in SSB or any videogame. As a good friend once told me, a Ganon Punch is so powerful, if the power were unleashed in brawl, the map would explode, the opponents body would be a bloody spot on the screen, and potentially, the T.V. would be blown out. Thus, Ganon Punch beats all.
Gunslinger Girl asks me:
Why is it that my every whim cannot be met on this site? Why does i am a teddy always pick on me? What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? What is my purpose in life? Who will I marry? Why did Andrew specify the way he wanted me to submit these questions when I was almost done?
i am a teddy responds:
Because it’s on the internet. Because it amuses me and you react splendidly. The meaning of life is whatever you wish it to be; I direct you to the wikipedia page for the meaning of life, pick your favorite thought process! The meaning of the universe is to confuse you. See? I just confused you! The meaning of everything is everything other than that. You will marry a nice boy from the Greek countryside, while traveling in Crete. I specified because you asked me a trillion questions and whilst answering, you were submitting.
yoyolll asks:
I don’t like any of you. Can I do anything about this?
i am a teddy replies:
No ๐
Dakare asks:
What is your opinion on friend codes, at least on the Wii? Wouldn’t it have been better is Nintendo used one friend code instead of many?
i am a teddy answers:
It would have been much more prudent for Nintendo to use a singular friend code. The only reason I can think of would be security reasons.
Dakare asks:
What do you guys think of WiiSpeak? Good? Or would a headset have been better? And would it have been better earlier in the Wii’s time?
i am a teddy responds:
WiiSpeak will be a nice addition of the Wii’s internet capabilities. I believe a headset would have been better because it will pick up much more readily than a little speaker on your T.V. will. In my opinion, if they had released WiiSpeak earlier on, it would have served a much more useful role when Brawl was released. I mean, come on! “Hey John, come on! Show me your moves!” “Fine! FALCON PAWNCH!” That would make the marketablility of WiiSpeak much better.
Dakare asks:
What is your (the staff’s) view on the memory issue with the Wii?
i am a teddy answers:
I wasn’t aware there was a problem ๐
Windmage answers:
What problem?
yoyolll responds (I know he isn’t staff, but he was conveinent at the time I asked Windmage…)
“Maybe if you didn’t download so many VC games, you would have enough room for regular games. Idiots.”